To review our parts of speech that we have been learning this year, we went to
Wacky Web Tales and started writing some pretty silly stories! Our writing has been getting less and less exciting with all of our practice and so we needed to spice things up! Here is what we came up with!
Survival!
The
canoe Lucky Lulu was sinking quickly. “Abandon ship! Everyone into the
legs!” hollered Captain
Snevoll. But the crew and passengers knew there were not enough
legs, so they threw
pencils,
monsters, and even one
slimy van on fire overboard. Then everyone
exploded into the
ugly water and grabbed onto whatever they could.
Captain
Snevoll ordered everyone to form a line, tie their crafts together, and sing “
Nyan Cat Theme Song.” First in line were
Selena Gomez and
Seiji, bobbing in their
stupid pencil. Next, came
Donald Trump hanging on for dear life to a slimy
goldfish. They were followed by
googol others.
After
1357839 days, they were rescued by a strange
spider. Not one passenger from the Lucky Lulu has taken a boat ride again.
A Crazy Night at the Library
One night something really
shy happened at the library. The characters in the stories started
spanking from their books!
Harry Potter climbed into
Charlotte's Web and started
jumping with Wilbur the Pig!
Captain Underpants wandered into an encyclopedia and ended up lost in
Seattle!
The craziest part was when
Spongebob wandered into
Percy Jackson and said, “
Swag, I don't think we're in
Washington any more.”
Then
Mrs. McLane walked in and said, “
Holy Mac and Cheese!! Everybody back in place!”
The characters
ran around the room. Just in time! The students in grade
4th came in to get books for their reports, but it was safe. All the characters were back in the books where they belonged.
Burp!
Sniggle had everything a(n)
aye-aye could ask for. He had
crazy food, a big,
golden bed, and the
Snevoll family to look after him.
One morning
Sniggle woke up. “I'm hungry!” he said. He went down to the
15 but everyone in the
Snevoll family was still asleep. “I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast,” he said.
Sniggle went outside and
hated down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a(n)
swag person. “Gulp!” Down went the
person. “Not bad!” said
Sniggle.
Next,
Sniggle headed for the park. There he found a pair of
books just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the
books. “Mmmm,
immature!” said
Sniggle.
Sniggle was feeling very
scaly as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!”
Sniggle swallowed
Kirby's Epic Yarn and
Monopoly whole.
“
OMG! It must be time to go home,” said
Sniggle. He
jumped back home and up the stairs to his
golden bed.
“Breakfast! Time for breakfast,
Sniggle!” called Mrs.
Snevoll.
“I don't feel very well,” groaned
Sniggle. “It must have been those
eggplants I ate for supper last night.” Burp!
Oh the laughs we had! If you're interested in visiting this site over the weekend and complete one, print it off (or email it to me) for 50 bonus points for your table!