Wacky Web Tales!

To review our parts of speech that we have been learning this year, we went to Wacky Web Tales and started writing some pretty silly stories!  Our writing has been getting less and less exciting with all of our practice and so we needed to spice things up!  Here is what we came up with!

Survival!

The canoe Lucky Lulu was sinking quickly. “Abandon ship! Everyone into the legs!” hollered Captain Snevoll. But the crew and passengers knew there were not enough legs, so they threw pencils, monsters, and even one slimy van on fire overboard. Then everyone exploded into the ugly water and grabbed onto whatever they could.
Captain Snevoll ordered everyone to form a line, tie their crafts together, and sing “Nyan Cat Theme Song.” First in line were Selena Gomez and Seiji, bobbing in their stupid pencil. Next, came Donald Trump hanging on for dear life to a slimy goldfish. They were followed by googol others.
After 1357839 days, they were rescued by a strange spider. Not one passenger from the Lucky Lulu has taken a boat ride again.

A Crazy Night at the Library

One night something really shy happened at the library. The characters in the stories started spanking from their books!
Harry Potter climbed into Charlotte's Web and started jumping with Wilbur the Pig! Captain Underpants wandered into an encyclopedia and ended up lost in Seattle!
The craziest part was when Spongebob wandered into Percy Jackson and said, “Swag, I don't think we're in Washington any more.”
Then Mrs. McLane walked in and said, “Holy Mac and Cheese!! Everybody back in place!”
The characters ran around the room. Just in time! The students in grade 4th came in to get books for their reports, but it was safe. All the characters were back in the books where they belonged.

Burp!

Sniggle had everything a(n) aye-aye could ask for. He had crazy food, a big, golden bed, and the Snevoll family to look after him.
One morning Sniggle woke up. “I'm hungry!” he said. He went down to the 15 but everyone in the Snevoll family was still asleep. “I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast,” he said.
Sniggle went outside and hated down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a(n) swag person. “Gulp!” Down went the person. “Not bad!” said Sniggle.
Next, Sniggle headed for the park. There he found a pair of books just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.” Down went the books. “Mmmm, immature!” said Sniggle.
Sniggle was feeling very scaly as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!” Sniggle swallowed Kirby's Epic Yarn and Monopoly whole.
“OMG! It must be time to go home,” said Sniggle. He jumped back home and up the stairs to his golden bed.
“Breakfast! Time for breakfast, Sniggle!” called Mrs. Snevoll.
“I don't feel very well,” groaned Sniggle. “It must have been those eggplants I ate for supper last night.” Burp!

Oh the laughs we had!  If you're interested in visiting this site over the weekend and complete one, print it off (or email it to me) for 50 bonus points for your table!